My good fellow, buttock jokes are so trite.

you forgot about
head in - anal sex

You must really enjoy the word hex to use it three times. Idol 2300 would have worked better.

More like:

Ahead, latex Inns
Anal detains Hex
Anal taxied hens
Satan nailed Hex
Headline: Tan sax!
A sandal, thine ex
A natal snide hex
And inhale Texas

Oh, what's that? I can't here you over the sound of your tears! Maybe next time, Idol 0032.

whatever you say.
**** stain

Y'know, I think your sass springs from the tragic lack of anagrams your name provides....

Doil.

so the world started spinning in 1976. You learn something new everyday.

Hey! That fire's been burning since the world's been turning.

You're the one who started the fire.

It appears you hate freedom. The freedom to wear hats and drink vodka. Why do you spit in the face of all the people that perished in the Great Tractor fire of 1976?